Laudanum House
Ask Swami
Ask Swami
Step into the realm of mechanical divination with this extraordinary mid-century fortune-telling device, a haunting reminder of humanity's eternal quest to pierce the veil of tomorrow. This chrome-clad oracle, known as the "Ask Swami," once graced the dimly lit corners of American establishments, whispering destinies to those brave enough to seek their fate.
Physical Manifestation
This beautifully preserved specimen features:
- Brushed chrome exterior with 1950s styling
- Original "Ask Swami" illustrated panel featuring the turbaned mystic
- Functional dispensing mechanism (operates with vintage 5 pence pieces)
- Two original keys for accessing the internal chamber
- Substantial collection of original fortune tickets
- Secure bottom lock mechanism
- Distinctive red activation lever
Historical Significance
This particular model bears an uncanny resemblance to the infamous "Mystic Seer" featured in the chilling 1960 episode of "The Twilight Zone" titled "Nick of Time".
In that dark tale, William Shatner portrayed a man who becomes pathologically dependent on a similar device, demonstrating how such seemingly innocent machines could grip the psyche with terrifying tenacity.
Practical Applications
Picture, if you will, the scene: A smoky 1950s diner, where curious patrons gather to test their fortunes. The machine responds to life's pressing questions with cryptic certainty:
- "Should I take a vacation?"
- "Is my future bright?"
- "Will I make money this year?"
- "Does he or she love me?"
Condition
This remarkable piece of mechanical mysticism comes complete with its original mechanism, fully operational when fed with the included vintage 5 pence pieces. The internal compartment, accessible via two period keys, houses a generous supply of fortune tickets, each bearing the weight of countless untold destinies.
A rare opportunity to own a piece of mechanical divination history, this "Ask Swami" dispenser stands ready to continue its otherworldly services, whether as a magnificent conversation piece or as a gateway to whatever mysteries tomorrow may hold.
Note: Laudanum House cannot guarantee the accuracy of any predictions made by this device, nor accept responsibility for any life-altering decisions based upon its counsel.